1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me. I sure am annoying.

2. I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other room, but I still want to @#%* right now!

3. This porno scene is boring, fast forward to the facial cum shots.

4. Don't get up, I kinda like sleeping in the wet-spot.( My kinda woman ..!!!)

5. Don't dirty up your T-shirt wiping that up, use my blouse.

6. That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch pornos again?

7. I bet it would be kinky to watch you @#%* our baby sitter, Tracy.

8. You're my daddy, you're my daddy!

9. The new girl in my office used to be a stripper, I invited her for dinner, on Friday; and to spend the evening on Saturday, when I won't be home till 1:00 AM. Would you do me a favor, and keep her company, till I get back? She'll be here at about 6:00 PM.

10. Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!

11. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover!

12. Bar food again? Kick ass!

13. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your Ex-girlfriend has class. And as you said, really nice tits.

14. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am, Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.

15. Hey ^*&&y, are you up for a little Madden '98? I'll kick your ass.

16. I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a wonderful Valentine's Day present, thanks "Poopy".

17. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.

18. I've decided to buy myself a tit job, How big do you want 'em?

19. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.

20. Honey come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot out off of Stephanie's ^*&&y!

21. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.

22. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.

23. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars, scotch and morning breath. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly!

24. You are so much smarter than my father!

25. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch Baywatch.