| A few days after Christmas, little Johnny's
mother was working in the kitchen, and listening to her
son playing with his new electric train in the living
room. She heard the train stop and her little Johnny
said, "All of you bastards who want off, get the
hell off now because this is the last stop. All of you
assholes who are getting on, get your ass on the damn
train and sit your butts down because we're leaving."
The mother was furious. She ran into the living room and
exclaimed, "We don't use that kind of language in
this house! Now, go to your room for two hours and think
about what you've said!" A couple of hours passed by..."Okay,
Johnny, you can come out of your bedroom and play with
your trains again, as long as you use proper language."
And so, little Johnny started playing with his trains
again. A few minutes later, though, the trains stopped
and the mother heard, "All passengers who are
disembarking the train, please remember to take all of
your belongings with you. We thank you for riding
with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. For
those of you just boarding, we ask that you stow your
hand luggage under your seat and we hope you enjoy your
trip. For those of you who are complaining about the two
hour delay, please see the Bitch in the kitchen." |
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