A New Baby...



         For weeks seven-year old Little Johnny kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the 
mother allowed Johnny to feel the movements of the unborn child. he Seven-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event. 

       The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Johnny, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?" 

       Johnny burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"