What I'll Be, When I Grow Up...

      After church on Sunday morning, a Little Johnny suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up. 

      "That's okay with us," the mother said, "But what made you decide to be a minister?" 

      "Well," Johnny replied, "I'll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit still and listen.