| Little Johnnie's father has to
come to school to talk to the teacher.
Teacher: 'Sir, I'm
sorry, but your son does absolutely nothing at school, he
fails every subject!!'
Dad: 'Except for drawing, he's a
very good drawer.'
Teacher: 'That's correct, last week he
drew a tiger on the chalkboard, and the kids were so
frightened I couldn't get them to enter the classroom.'
Dad: 'That's nothing, last month he drew a ^*$$y on the
stove, I burned my dick three times!!'
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