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A man and a woman
were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable
infidelity. Suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis
off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple is seven year old
Little Johnny and his Mother. Little Johnny is just chatting away at his
Mother when all of a sudden the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield,
sticks for a moment, then flies off.
Surprised, Little Johnny asks his Mother,
"mommy, what the heck was that?"
Not wanting to expose her seven year old son
to anything sexual at such a young age, the Mother replies, "It was
only a bug, honey."
The son sits with a confused look on her
face, and after a few minutes she says, "Sure had a big dick,
didn't it?" |
