Baby Brother...


 It was late at night and Little Johnny's mom, who was expecting her second child, was
home alone with 3 year old Little Johnny. When Johnny's mom started to go into labor she called "911". Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Johnny to hold a flashlight high over his mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
     Very diligently, Johnny did as she was asked. Johnny's mom pushed and
pushed, and after a little while Johnny's brother was born. The paramedic lifted him by his feet, and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Johnny for his help, asked the wide eyed 3 year old Johnny what he thought about what he had just witnessed. Johnny quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Spank him again!"