It was late at night and Little Johnny's mom, who was expecting her
second child, was
home alone with 3 year old Little Johnny. When Johnny's mom started to go
into labor she called "911". Due to a power outage at the time,
only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark,
so the paramedic asked Johnny to hold a flashlight high over his mommy so
he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Johnny did as she was asked.
Johnny's mom pushed and
pushed, and after a little while Johnny's brother was born. The paramedic
lifted him by his feet, and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to
cry. The paramedic then thanked Johnny for his help, asked the wide eyed 3
year old Johnny what he thought about what he had just witnessed. Johnny
quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first
place. Spank him again!"
|