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Little Johnny's teacher is
giving an English lesson; she asks the children to name a verb and
then use it in a sentence.
Johnny is the first to raise his hand, waving
excitedly. Knowing that Johnny has a rather dirty mind, the teacher
is hesitant to call on him, but decides to give him a chance.
"Alright, Johnny, what is your
word?" she asks.
"Urinate," is Johnny's
reply.
The teacher is regretting her decision now,
but since 'urinate' is indeed a verb she forges ahead. "Thank
you, Johnny. Now can you use your verb in a sentence for me?"
Johnny stands up and says "Urinate,
and you'd be a 9 if you
had bigger boobs!"
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