I tell you, women drivers are a
hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning, on I-95, I look
over to my left and there's this woman in a Mustang doing 65
miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner! I look away for a couple seconds and
when I look back she's halfway over in my lane. Scared me so bad
I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee.
