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Don't
piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
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| Guys
have feelings too. But like...who cares? |
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I don't
believe in miracles. I rely on them.
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Next
mood swing: 6 minutes.
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I hate
everybody, and you're next.
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And your
point is...
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I used
to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.
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I'm busy.
You're ugly. Have a nice day.
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Warning: |
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I have an attitude |
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and I know how to use it. |
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Remember
my name |
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you'll be screaming it later. |
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You KNOW
you want me.
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Don't
worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time...
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Of
course I don't look busy... |
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I did it right the first time. |
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Why do
people with closed minds |
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always open their mouths? |
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I'm
multi-talented: |
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I can talk |
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and piss you off at the same time. |
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You, me,
whipped cream, handcuffs. |
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Any questions? |
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Do NOT
start with me. |
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You will NOT win. |
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You have
the right to remain silent, |
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so please SHUT-UP. |
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All
stressed out and no one to choke.
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I'm one
of those bad things that happen to good people.
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Sorry if
I looked interested. |
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I'm not. |
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If we
are what we eat, |
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I'm fast, cheap |
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and easy. |
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| Nobody
knows I'm not wearing underwear. |
