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An 80 year old man is
having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling.
"I've never been better," he replies. "I've got an
eighteen year old bride who's pregnant with my child! What do you
think about that?" The doctor considers this for a moment,
then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy
who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But, one day he's
in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella
instead of his gun. So he's walking in the woods near a creek and
suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him? He raises
up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezes the handle...
*BAM* The beaver drops dead in front of him." "That's
impossible!" said the old man in disbelief, "Someone
else must have shot that beaver." |
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