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A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and
announced that his wife had just produced a typical Texas
baby, weighing twenty pounds. "WOW!" was the
response from everyone at the bar. Two weeks later the
Texan returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him
and asked, "Aren't you the father of the baby that
weighed twenty pounds at birth? How much does he weigh
now? The proud father answered, "10 pounds."
The bartender said, "Why? I know that babies lose
some weight after birth, but ten pounds? He did weigh
twenty pounds, didn't he? What happened? The proud Texas
father said, "Just had him circumcised!" |
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