|
|
What
is a cat?
|
|
- Cats do what they
want.
- They rarely listen to you.
- They are totally unpredictable.
- When you want to play, they want to be alone.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They expect you to cater to their every whim.
- They are moody.
- They leave hair everywhere.
- They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
|
| Conclusion:
They are tiny women in fur coats. |
|
|
What
is a dog?
|
- Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most
comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
- They can hear a package of food opening half a block
away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same
room.
- They growl when they are not happy.
- When you want to play, they want to play.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They are great at begging.
- They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
- They leave their toys everywhere.
- They do disgusting things with their mouths and then
try to give you a kiss.
|
|
Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats |
|
|
