A blonde
goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to
drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a
peel-off prize. She pull off the tab and yells, "I
WON! I WON! I WON a motor home; I WON a motor home!"
The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible.
The biggest prize given away was a mini van!" The
blonde replies, "No. I WON A motor home, I WON a
motor home!" By this time the manager makes his way
over to the table and says, "You couldn't possibly
have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a
prize!" Again the blonde says, "No, no mistake,
I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!" The blonde
hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads,
"WIN A BAGEL."
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