Two
blonde guys were working on a house. The one who was
nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull
out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder or nail
it in. The other blonde, figuring this was worth looking
into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
The first blonde explained, "If I pull a nail out of
my pouch and it's pointed toward me, I throw it away
'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the house,
then I nail it in." The second blonde got very upset
and yelled, "You jerk! The nails pointed toward you
aren't defective! They're for the OTHER side of the house!!"
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