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manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and
polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his
fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously
said, "Oh by the way sir, did you know that your
barracks door is open?" He didn't understand her
remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw
that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun
with his new employee. Calling her in, he asked, "By
the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open,
did you also see a soldier standing at attention?"
The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why no
sir. All I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on
two duffel bags."
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