| 1. Don't squat
with your spurs on. |
| 2. Good judgment comes
from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment |
| 3. Lettin' the
cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back
in. |
| 4. If you're
ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and
then to make sure it's still there. |
| 5. If you get
to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try
orderin' somebody else's dog around. |
| 6. After eating
an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started
roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot
him...........The moral: When you're full of bull, keep
your mouth |
| 7. Never kick a
cow chip on a hot day. |
| 8. There's two
theories to arguin' with a woman....Neither one works. |
| 9. If you find
yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. |
| 10. Never slap
a man who's chewin' tobacco. |
| 11. It don't
take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. |
| 12. Always
drink upstream from the herd. |
| 13. When you
give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't
be surprised if they learn their lesson. |
| 14. When you're
throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown
around by somebody else. |
| 15. The
quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and
put it back in your pocket. |
| 16. There are
three kinds of men: The one that learns by reading. The
few who learn by observation. And the rest of them have
to pee on the electric fence for themselves. |
