| There was a fly buzzing
around a barn one day when he happened on a pile of fresh
cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours since
his last meal, he flew down and began to eat. He ate and
ate and ate. Finally, he decided he had eaten enough and
tried to fly away. He had eaten too much though, and
could not get off the ground. As he looked around
wondering what to do now, he spotted a pitchfork leaning
up against the wall. He climbed to the top of the handle
and jumped off, thinking that once he got airborne, he
would be able to take flight. Unfortunately, he was wrong
and dropped like a rock, splatting when he hit the floor.
Dead. The moral of the story "Don't fly off the
handle if you're full of shit." |
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